i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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