is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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