this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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