We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
