dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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