She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
