I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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