You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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