Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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