only if we run a train.
done.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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