a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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