Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I love you. Go after that dick
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