You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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