I think i sorta joined a cult last night
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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