So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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