proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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