Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Randomize
