Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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