How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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