i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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