I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
They took my balls.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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