I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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