just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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