How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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