Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
