erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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