I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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