Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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