i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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