My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Will exercising make me less horny?
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