we have officially lost it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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