What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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