This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
