You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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