Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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