did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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