just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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