Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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