You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just found puke in my bra..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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