The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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