2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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