Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
