She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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