I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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