are you still at the devil's house?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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