There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She told me I should be a condom model.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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