VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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