So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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