To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
