At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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