i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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