: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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