$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Buhtt sex?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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