someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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