Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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